Help I've been held hostage

Oh my word you just don't understand the horror. The angoras have taken over the house literally. For a trying few months I was imprisoned in one of their cages. Mother has started to not only raise the rabbits for wool but she is also about to start breeding the little butts. HELP. Please if anyone wishes to contribute to helping me ship the little dears to a country that thinks rabbits are a delicacy, please private message me.
 Any way Mother, or lunatic with the food scoop as I now call her, came to her senses and realized that a awesome rabbit such as I should be displayed in the living area not throw in with the trash. Though the rabbit room- if only for my benefit- would have been nice. We each had three by two foot cages and lots of toys on the floor. If she only had not mucked it up by throwing those rescued angoras in there with me. Did I mention that shortly after we started the Lunatic found that people really mistreat rabbits especially angoras sometimes so she started taking them in. Honestly don't people understand that Rabbits rock Humans Drool I Mean seriously!!  Oh well now that I have my internet connection back I will update regularly so TA TA for now.

Oh my all that wonderous food

Well human went out today and bought alot of the supplies we need for the new rabbits. We bought all kinds of chew toys, hay, and food pellets, but best of all human's sister is harvesting dandilions for us. Though she needs to understande that only I get dandiilions the other should have to make do with something else.
Anyway we should be coming home with three rabbits monday. Though I think we might should have been a bit more discriminating in our choices, but thats what you get when you let human do the talking.
One bunny is a rescue and the breeder says she is very skittish but human thinks we can provide a good loving home for her plus she is a beautiful blue rabbit.
Another bunny has allergies so we will have to keep our house very clean
The third bunny is just a wee little baby.
Human says that the baby is the only one we are getting right now that we will use for breeding. The other two bunnies will just be for fiber. Oh well, I will post on Monday after we get back from the rabbitry tata for now. Rowena Rabbit

Oh the fun

Well I stole humans credit card again and I bought some awesome gadgets. I told human that the way we had been running the blog was just unacceptable, so I went yesterday and bought a new computer and an awesome camera. Before I was having to borrow a camera from my grandbunny!! We are still working out the kinks with the new stuff but now we will be able to photo document the raising of the angora herd. I'm so excited I feel a binky coming on. Yeah!!!
In other news I am about to kill human as she has been listening to that song Jar Of Hearts over and over this week I am about to have to take her cd player priviledges away from her. I threatened to last night but she used excessive strength and put me in my cage, all I can say is revenge will be sweet!!!

A Day of Play or Slave Rabbit Makes a Break

Well this has been a very busy week. First I ordered my cages human never even noticed her credit card was missing. Honestly sometimes I'm so smart it scares even me. Anyway the cage will hopefully arrive this week which will hopefully work out as I am bringing human and her sister with me to fetch two of the rabbits on March 28th. I will make sure they take plenty of pics.
When I spoke to the breeder of the rabbits he said that he had named one of the rabbits Pebbles can you believe that honestly how rediculous you cannot live in my castle with such a name, I mean even slave rabbit Franchesca has a nice sophisticated name. But don't worry I will make sure the situation is rectified as soon as this "Pebbles" gets here.
 In other news slave rabbit shown below escaped our outside pen and tried to make a break for it but human did a strange football tackle move and captured the beast. It really made me think about the importance of the slave rabbit in my life and I realized........I still don't want the bitch in my cage!!!

This was taken right after her flight as you can see she is busy trying to plot a new escape plan!
Well tata for now!
Rowena Rabbit

One mistake

OK so I made one tiny mistake, I still think the human overreacted. All I did was hop into her lap while she wasn't looking. Is it my fault my paw just happened to make contact with her mouth. No its not and its certainly not my fault as the human is claiming that one of her teeth is a bit loose.
Honestly the woman is just a big complainer. Well after that accident human put me in my cage so nothing big happened today. Though, I looked on the internet today and I found the perfect cages for my rabbits, however, the people would not answer the phones,  so I will have to try to order them tomorrow. Don't tell human but I'm using her credit card as pay back for sticking me in the same cage as slave rabbit.
Tata for now,
            Rowena Rabbit

One more thing

I love groupies adoring fans all all things that center on me so please comment on my awesomeness anytime you wish.
              RR

Rowena starts planning

Hi my name is Rowena Rabbit and I am a Mini Rex I live and love in Louisiana. I own a Lionhead slave named Franchesca six cats a German Shephard and one human. You might be thinking that this is alot of responsibility for one rabbit to take on, Well...... it is not always easy but I make it work.
I am a generous monarch, however, and I've decided the human needs more things to spin into wool, therefore it falls once again to me to find her something for her stash.  After considering my options I  placed an order for three angora rabbits. Now you might be thinking it is strange for a rabbit to own other rabbits and if this is the case you are just not aware of how superior Mini Rex rabbits are to all other beings and really I pity you for your ignorance, but we will work on it.  
I have started this blog to document me getting ready for there arrival as well as what happens after they arrive. Along the way I will share the strange antics of my family especially the ridiculous behavior af Franchesca who the human has had the audacity to make ME room with. To say that this will not do is an understatement and I have many plans in place to correct this error.
Well tata for now its time for the human to feed me lettuce.
                                                                                   Rowena Rabbit